jamtastik:
wtfced:
mariahhhf:
laceuprainbow:
reaill:
veritykindle:
legodildo:
janeturenne:
humancastiel:
tonysboypussy:
blueisacolour:
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
omg no.
oh….fuck….
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
2:25 am • 1 June 2012 • 24,478 notes
ghdos:
thefoxxypoet:
So I’ve always been not into getting picked up because I have a short complex…though niggas always wanna pick me up and shit because I’m “funsize”. But in the heat of the moment I forget about all that bullshit and just well…ya know.
Am I the only guy who really loves to pick a woman up and throw her over my shoulder? I know that’s not the case here but I just figured I’d ask.
(Source: onion-booty)
2:13 am • 1 June 2012 • 963 notes
Parents
| WHITE PARENT: |
*Knock knock* May I come in?
|
| BLACK PARENT: |
*Boom boom* Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking shit. |
2:10 am • 1 June 2012 • 363 notes
trustmyplus:
chinaija:
kidkoni:
fleshliterature:
how you keep sayin no,
but ya panties so wet?
*screams* LMAOOOOOO
I’m ashamed at the level of mirth I’m currently on. I cannot stop laughing. Th person walking by outside started laughing at my laugh. I’m just…y’all have really killed me tonight.
i can hear this shit in TI’s voice doe…LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via ethereal-eyes)
2:31 am • 31 May 2012 • 359 notes
streetrack:
Another reason why I adore my school…check out FIT’s Barbie Exhibit, “Play With Fashion!” Designs done by our students
11:49 pm • 23 May 2012 • 1 note
